Friday, December 6, 2013

2013 Christmas Letter...

Claude has done it again in a style that is totally Claude. Below you will find the Reader's Digest Condensed version of our year as seen through the eyes of Claude Christensen. Enjoy!

THE CHRISTENSEN FAMILY CHRONICLES
Circa 2013
Just when you thought it was safe to check your mailbox…it’s bacccckkk!

Eagle Bend Achers - Crop Report 2013:  It’s a good thing I don’t have to garden for a living.
Things That Are The Same: The lemonade-fueled view of Eagle Creek from our deck…
Things That Are New: Cell phones; the left-rear tire on her car; carpet steam cleaner; his sweater and hat; …

Selfies For lack of a better idea 2013 began as usual with our annual We Came – We Saw – We Ate “Lord of the Rings” marathon and food-fest on New Year’s Eve and morning.  This was followed by some extended hibernation and a bottle or so of Tums.  Then, once again, due to mutual good behavior and a general lack of energy to try anything new, we extended our marital contract for the 43rd consecutive year.  This year we went ALL OUT and traveled to Dayton, Ohio for a several day celebratory adventure.  Why Dayton? Why not?  Turns out there are more cool things to see there than you might expect.  We may have to take back some of what we said about it.  A quaint holiday dinner at Shaker Village capped the holiday season in fine fashion in 2012 and will be repeated along with a dinner trip to Historic Boone Tavern this year as well.
 
Like buttermilk, yogurt, and pearls we needed to be cultured -- hence: March – Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons (*****); June - Cirque Du Soliel (****); July – Eagles (again, *****); August – Potter’s Field (****); September – Vince Gill (*****); and November – Manheim Steamroller (*****).
 
Dayton worked out so well that our globetrotting duo took an 8-day ride over the pond and through the woods to the Emerald Isle.  Yup, off to the land of the Wooly Jumpers (sheep), Blarney Castle, soda bread and lamb stew it was for us.  Don’t know if this is the highlight for the year, but it comes mighty close.  As the great philosopher Jake put it so succinctly, we traveled to the one place in the world that looks most like Kentucky.  We ate lots of soda bread and lamb stew, climbed the stairs and kissed the Blarney Stone, bought some really cool (well, warm) sweaters, and climbed many a castle step in search of oxygen.  A most enjoyable time was had, thousands of pictures were taken and we decided we liked going to pubs.
 
Ireland was followed by a quasi-romantic spring trip to the blooming Dogwood Trail in Paducah, a trip to the homeland (Louisiana) in June, and a dinner run to West Virginia, Maryland, Virginia, and North Carolina in mid-summer.  Of course a plethora of trips west to Marxland and north to Tylerville to count the grandkids (no change to report -- again) dotted the calendar as well, including the one when Grandma Bonnie came to play.  Seems like we eat out a lot doesn’t it…
 
With all of the above, you might wonder when we found time to govern Sadieville, lead the Homemakers Club, chase 70 or so kids around every Sunday, keep track of the ancient ones, and prepare for our next big civic adventure.  Well, hard work and an over developed sense of duty prevailed and we did see to the important governing and caregiving duties that came our way.  In a few days, and through no fault of our own, we take on some new and additional assignments including service as President of the County Chamber of Commerce and the Executive Board of the Kentucky League of Cities, and then there’s that pesky election.  Next year promises to be well…. interesting, and just wait till we share where we’re going next yearJ
 
Take The Last Train To Tylerville - Our Michigan contingent continued uninterrupted.  Nissa and Todd continue to sell cars one part at a time and hang around on the Michigan Upper Peninsula when time permits.   The Katester graduated from Muskegon Community College with a degree in “whatever” and transferred across the street to Baker College where she will pursue a teaching degree, or so we’re told.  Paul continues to spend all his time being Paul and has emerged as a budding artist and musician, finally unhiding his talents in that area.  Then along came Aubrey.  Well, the Aubs is coming into her own as an adult-in-training and stole the show, STOLE I tell you, as the best Flapper Girl in her high school production of Thoroughly Modern Millie, then she snagged, SNAGGED, a part in a local community theater production of what I can’t remember.  She too is showing signs of promise, and may turn out completely normal when all is said and done.  They all came to see us a time or two which we like, particularly since they became useful.
 
Marxland -  Father Michael continues to climb the ladder of success in officiating Futbol (soccer) when not otherwise occupied selling hotel rooms to unsuspecting travelers.  Andie has rejoined the workforce full-time at LaGrange Elementary and together they tag-team chasing the Mini’s about in their numerous social and developmental activities.  Master Hayden, an extremely “interesting” young chap delights us often with his unique take on life and living.  He’s now developed the ability to self-diagnose and can alert Mom at the earliest onset of pending infirmity, with stunning accuracy.  Hayden ran his first 5K this year keeping up with dear old Dad quite well.  Then we come to Bailey…  She is more of a “visual” specimen in terms of trying to describe her.  It’s more of a seeing-is-believing thing.  Moving briskly between the human and animal realms of existence she entertains and delights.  We’re hoping when she does settle on a permanent persona, she lands on the human side.  One and all they traveled to the tall water over Thanksgiving to be with their extended family on a Disney Cruise.  The pictures thus far indicate a good time assuming the Mini’s don’t find their way to the ship’s controls.
 
The World According To JakePublished again, the last carrier of our family name successfully published some poetry and short-stories, when not “writing for dollars” at his paying job.  He continued to develop and hone his literary skills which are getting pretty good, although I MIGHT be a bit biased.  When he dons his alter ego as a NASA flight director he waxes cosmically philosophical about space and time.  This year he made yet another journey to the NASA flight center near Cleveland (yes, Cleveland, who knew…).  When not working or writing we have no idea how he spends his time, other than camping out at the library or taking hikes across the Michigan countryside.  Rumor has it he will pay us a visit over Christmas which we look forward to as usual.  I don’t know if he is our most interesting offspring or not but he is definitely in the running.
 
You are to be commended for your perseverance and ability to stay focused through the whole newsyletter, We’ve had better readers, but not many.  Hopefully you got everything you deserved this year.  WE ARE OUTTA HERE!    The Christensen’s !!!

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